extradimensional space

[thaumobabble]

Here is a house.

It is pretty and trim and green-and-cream and really ought not to be able to hold itself up like that, and yet here it is, somehow defying the laws of architecture. It is surrounded by a neatly bordered garden of ornamental and useful plants of all sorts: here vegetables, there herbs, there spell components, there rows of flowers.

There is a sign out front. It says only: Magic. Not, Beware, Magic or Magic Emporium or anything like that. Just: Magic.

Sitting on top of this sign is a cream cat with smoke-dark points of color on each paw, his ears, and his face and tail.

All in all, you could be forgiven for thinking that a witch lives here.

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[thaumobabble]

"Oh dear," says Bella. She starts rummaging in her sleeves. "I do not actually have anything on me to counter a wizard if he decides to be unfriendly - I don't expect them in the forest - I might be able to talk my way past him if you'd rather not get into a fight, though."

[calendarofcrime]

"Oh, but getting in fights with wizards is such fun."

[thaumobabble]

"Do you do it often?" inquires Bella.

[calendarofcrime]

"Only when the opportunity presents itself."

[thaumobabble]

"All right, then I won't attempt to distract him by conspicuously saying something incorrect about Zemenar's Third Principle and then paying rapt attention when he corrects me."

[calendarofcrime]

She chuckles.

[thaumobabble]

Bella allows herself to fall behind Sherlock a bit, and starts murmuring nervously to the marble strung around her neck as they approach the wizard

The wizard does not see them coming until they're nearly on top of him.

[calendarofcrime]

"Hello," says Sherlock. "Please get out of my forest."

[thaumobabble]

The wizard jumps a foot in the air, scrambles back for a bit of distance, and says, "Well! That's a mightily prejudiced attitude! And entitled, too!"

[calendarofcrime]

"It is inarguably my forest," she says, "and I would like you to get out of it."

[thaumobabble]

"You haven't even asked me what I'm doing here," sniffs the wizard.

[calendarofcrime]

"I invite you to explain, but advise you to be brief about it."

[thaumobabble]

"Well, you see, I'm simply here to -" And with that he makes a break for it, running full-tilt through the trees in the direction he was originally headed.

[calendarofcrime]

Sherlock studies his course for a moment, and then sets off at a slight angle.

She catches up half a minute later, drawing her sword on the way.

"Would you like to try that again?" she inquires.

[thaumobabble]

He brandishes his staff at her. "You leave me alone! This is harassment! Discrimination!"

[calendarofcrime]

"This," says Sherlock, "is trespassing. And shortly it will be violence."

[thaumobabble]

"You'll regret not leaving me to go on my way!" exclaims the wizard, and he shakes his staff again, but this time it pours chill into the air, frosting the surrounding trees and Sherlock alike.

[calendarofcrime]

That is quite enough for Sherlock, who steps forward and swings her sword at his neck.

[thaumobabble]

Apparently he was expecting the frost to do more to stop a part-fire-witch than that, because he has nothing further up his sleeve - in his staff - whatever - he's dead now.

Meanwhile, Bella is wondering aloud to Tony: "Should we catch up with her and see if she needs help?"

[allthebrightest]

"Probably," Tony agrees, and traces Sherlock's path.

Although Sherlock is not doing anything more out of the ordinary than cleaning her sword when they arrive, Tony takes one look at her and frowns worriedly.

[thaumobabble]

"...So, are you okay?" Bella asks. "Also, can I have his staff? I can wrap it up so it doesn't try to grab any forest magic."

[calendarofcrime]

"He used a frost spell. I am uncomfortable, but will survive. Do what you like with the staff," she says, sheathing her sword.

[allthebrightest]

"Sherryyyyy," says Tony. "That's horrible!"

[thaumobabble]

"...Do you need - I have some - if you want -" Bella sets about rummaging in her left sleeve. "Brightwort and goldflower and a little sorcery, if you want me to patch you up?"

[calendarofcrime]

"Yes," she says. "Thank you."